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Cheesy, Sleazy, Some Maine Real Estate Buyers Like Properties Trashy.

You know the country song about liking woman with their blouses a little too tight, lipstick a tad rhubarb ruby red shade , hair a wild tint and basically the over all impression of being just a little on the trashy side?

No rules, have fun, no holds barred. Here for a good time not a long time thinking as they stroll into a bar wearing nose bleed high heels that get noticed. In a good or bad way but still making one strong impression and being who they are. Frisky. Restless. Available.

Jerry Jeff Walker might be a good candidate for a handy man special, a dirty but nice property listing. The kind that go down so so low on the price and come up smiling. With a roll up your sleeves and let's get to work to get rid of the smells, the clutter, the deferred maintenance. Where over in every corner of the neglected house that has had some wild, knock down drunken parties. Where the music played too loud, too long. And anything but respect happened inside, outside the four walls, under the roof. Over and over. Ridden hard, put away wet pretty much sums it up Mister Man.

So we list, market, sell it all when talking Maine real estate listings.

An example of something low cost but with redeeming features for the money? Something Jerry Jeff Walker would feel right down to Earth comfortsable...settle into easily. Because the price is right Bob. To have a good old time pulling it all together. To get things rolling and ship shade before the lights go out and calling it a day. It's a wrap until the morning sun arrives. Shakes you loose from the sand man's Zzzzzzz spell.

Jerry Jeff Walker Sings About Trashy, Wild, Over The Top Risky, Frisky, Sleazy, Easy Women.

Let's list the redeeming features. The location in the Million Dollar View region of Southern Aroostook. Access at your finger tips of Grand, Bracket, Deering, Spednic, North, Faulkner and a slew of other lakes in Maine too! Drilled well? Check mark after that. Thousand gallon concrete private septic system? Check. Acre lot that is deep and not another home owner, camp dweller or person in sight. Just off US Rt 1 far enough so zip for heard traffic. Paved side road. On a hill with super duper cell reception if you need to stay connected. In a small recreational paradise location to let your hair down, to come unglued in a good way once in a while.

The down side, here it comes....(execution type steady drum roll) she's cheap, easy to buy. Classy, not so much. But mend her ways, guide her back to neat, clean, comfortable. If she was not without a few issues, the price would go boing, be out of reach and you would never get to dance. You are in the Grand Lake region of Maine.

Throw money in a hat, round up your sporting buddies, family, loved ones and all pull the Charlie Brown Christmas tree routine to make her sing pretty much on key all the time.

$16,900 buys this Orient Maine, Number Nine Road low cost home property listing. Think of the four seasons fun that will happen around this property listing in Maine that can be bought for a song. But that needs the (beep beep sound as the thrash truck backs into the driveway) decks swabbed, a total room by room and yard total steam cleaning, blasting. What you need and all you want? Let's talk, connect... when you are ready.

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Comment balloon 2 commentsAndrew Mooers | 207.532.6573 • September 21 2013 04:56AM

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Now that is awesome marketing! 

Posted by Virginia Hepp - Mesquite NV REALTOR, Mesquite NV Homes and Neighborhoods - Search MLS (Desert Gold Realty - Mesquite NV Homes For Sale) almost 7 years ago

VH ... Weave in the appropriate music, make the connection to make the connection with whoever you are trying to catch the eye of in the audience. Thanks for stopping in.

Posted by Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573, Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker (MOOERS REALTY) almost 7 years ago

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