Set up a showing of a your basic regulation mobile home in the country.
Show up to the unlocked property and gave the renter the standard day's warning. Had showed the place previously but today discovered as I went down the narrow dark hall a large, just woke up from a nap rottweiler. Wandering out of the end bedroom, he seemed droggy. He surprised the heck out of me as never saw Rover before and found myself with three folks..mom, dad and junior behind me in the three foot hall and this K-9 coming out of the bedroom ready to play as he woke up. Started back peddling and my new found frisky playmate starting bumping and weaving into me as I herded the trio of buyers back to the living room.
Glad to finally be out of the box canyon and into the living room edging to the door to freedom away from "Jaws".
As the father and I made the escape to sunshine of outdoors, suddenly Rover charged the door which I shut quickly realizing...I contained him inside but still had two of the buyers in there. "Oh oh" ... now Mr Whipped To Hysteria became upset he was not getting to come outside with us to play..and I ran to the living room window, tapped on it so he would stop throwing his whole weight against the door. He quickly sprung to the window...hitting it hard enough to make the exterior wall vibrate. I thought he was coming thru but had to get mom and junior out before he turned on them. Told the Dad to open the door quickly, hurry mom and child out while Rover was thinking of me for an afternoon lunch.
It worked but the whole affair could have left a few of us with thirty five or more stitches. These folks bought the place, seller had the renter and his four legged room mate evicted and there was a happy ending. Any other folks in the audience meet some unexpected animals they did not know about while showing property? Or something more exotic..like snakes, birds left free to roam from room to room that the owner or renter forgot to mention ?