The Three Little Pigs And The Big Bad Wolf Real Estate Broker starts now.And the homes were not all the same, not thrown together with sticks and twigs, straw or built out of brick either. The first pig's broker Slow Poke showed up after three weeks of calls, office visits, emails and outright chasing him. And eventually he got a sign in the front lawn, a few local ads run. But other than that, no marketing from the Big Bad Real Estate Broker Wolf. So the first little pig sat, waited, fumed and stewed.
The second little pig was a little more fortunate. His Wolf property broker Zippy was a little extra harding working, very sly, crafty at the marketing. But his off color comments about the place looking like a pigsty, and his jokes about the big yard, being able to hog all the land on the oversized lot and to kerplop and slop those spare ribs here did not sit well with pig number two. Neither did his local ad headline about "This Hovel Will Make You Squeal Like A Pig With Joy And Go Wee Wee Wee All The Way Back To Your Apartment."
Lookie loos shown the place and when the little pig finally was able to contact the wolf to ask how it went, only an evil full yellow tooth showing grin and something about lousy debt ratios, poor credit scores growled, snarled, yelped.Why the wolf did not prequalify buyers first made the pig's tail curl tighter, annoyed him. The wolf remarked something about the buyer porkers looking good enough to eat, not caring if he had the horse power to actually buy or not in the final analysis. Sooey fooey.
The third little pig lucked out. The four legged broker, Humble But Nonetheless Mighty Wolf selling his house, was not part time, stayed in contact. And the images of the place made it translate like a palace on line, not a pigsty dive. The video was quick, helpful, and when he googled the wolf on line, holy barnyard....the guy was everywhere. The little pig felt very comfortable with his wolf agent, and shortly the home sold, he moved away. While the other two little pigs remained on the market, the best kept secret outside of the town limits because of broker neglect, lack of far reaching advertising. The locations in Maine of the three little pigs have been changed, the names of the wolf real estate brokers are purely fictional and do not represent licensed ME REALTORS, agents.