Maine Real Estate For Sale !


(On Air Light Shines Brightly) Hello Caller, Welcome To "Sell Your Home By Your Lonesome"....

(Static squeal in and out from cell phone caller) "Hey Sparky, I listen to your show on the way to work small maine trout fishevery day.

Thinking of planting my own For Sale By Owner sign, thowing my hat in the ring of the slew of homes on the market here in Smallburg". Sparky the announcer says "Good for you if you order my three low low monthly payment series of tapes, books, emails that comes with a fourth not so easy installment, you can "git 'er done" so to speak." (Caller coughs, belches into cell phone and you can hear drive thru clerk thanking him for supersizing the breakfast meal) "Ah..Sparky, one quick question before I dump my orange juice down the dashboard defroster vent (straining voice) Ahhh...question needing answering...has me wondering after listening to about a hundred of your callers each morning. How do I "broadcast" my place around the world like you promise anyway? I don't want to fish for small brook trout..I want to land the big kahuna tuna, hit a home run so to speak for four times market value!"

     "Well caller, (booming in over processed, added base announcer voice) "Awful glad you asked that question caller. You'll land the big fish, skipping the puny local buyers offering you half the price you expect, deserve. Pretty simple process, you've heard of telepathy?

Well real estate telepathy is not just for Vulcan brokers anymore. You too can perform real estate mind melts..planting the seed, having that big sale. We talk about it in length in chapter seven and again, in chapter eleven.

Since most folks have cavities, fillings, I have devised a way to use the other 90% of your brain that is not being kicked into gear these days to actually scientifically hard wire, direct feed a "signal" if you will of your place. The one you want to sell, market, cash in on quickly. Think of it like video between their ears..of a billion prospects, in a million languages and folks at all hours touring your place in their heads with a beamed signal utilizing those fillings, retainer wires, the mercury in their system and the jewelry they wear. Reading the listing sheet, becoming excited about the "images and video" in their head. Exciting stuff huh? Now caller, stay on the line and Andrea will get your credit card number, the expiration date, security code so we can ship you the goods today". (Commercial break for Preparation H reality ad....)

super boy muscle flexSelling your home, land, farm, small business or waterfront property is serious stuff, requiring a professional full time broker with experience, enthusiasm, far reaching marketing skills...none of which tap into the fillings to create a signal in the prospects head. Marketing, pricing, avoiding legal pitfalls and snafus...a REALTOR can get the job done. You've got a life, that REALTOR lets you lead it, to get to the next home, investment, or recreational property you've always dreamed of owning.

Maine REALTOR Andrew Mooers - Maine, It's What's Missing, The Hole Needing Filling In Your Heart. | 207.532.6573

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Comment balloon 2 commentsAndrew Mooers | 207.532.6573 • September 05 2009 08:14AM


Great post!  For those that are up to it, you can also perform dentistry on yourself...a ball of string and a door knob will save a lot of money.

Posted by Jim Crawford, Jim Crawford Atlanta Best Listing Agents & REALTOR (Maximum One Executive REALTORS®) about 11 years ago

For those hard to remove wisdom teeth, it's good to own a jeep and be strapped to a tree while someone on the other end of the clothesline rope speeds away hooked to the rope in second gear...DIY is sweeping the nation but you know better than anyone what is needed behind the scenes to get from listing to closing. Thanks for popping in!

Posted by Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573, Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker (MOOERS REALTY) about 11 years ago

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